my other blog is a brain

The other day I was invited to a brainstorming session at work—sort of an extracurricular event. My main contribution was eating the free pizza and drinking the free beer since I knew nothing about the East Coast cities they were discussing.

So after reviewing the facts I’ve presented to you, you can come to the conclusion that I only went for the pizza and beer, better known as “Steve magnets.”

That’s right, I was drawn to them by some mysterious force of nature that attracts one object to another. In this case the pizza gravitated toward my stomach and the beer showed a strong attraction to my empty wallet and parched mouth. With that, I would offically like to announce the discovery of the first three Steve magnets (not to be confused with Stevetonyte): Pizza, Beer and Free Stuff.

This is a great day for science!